SERIOUSLY!!!! This child:
May not make it to her next birthday...which is less than 2 weeks away!!! She is a nightmare. Her sweet little face sure throws me off, but she is pure TROUBLE!!! I don't understand what goes through her mind to make her do such terrible things. AHHHHH!!!! Yes i am screaming!!!
This is what she has done...just in the past 6 days (i will note that alot of these things happened while under the care of her sweet dad):
*Started the clotheswasher. Yes it had clothes in it, but they were already clean.
*Ate half the bag of candy corns in one sitting.
*Started the clotheswasher again...this time there was NOTHING in it.
*Dumped half the bottle of modge podge down the wall and onto the carpet...REALLY...REALLY, why would someone do that!!!!
*Chopped up a roll of ribbon...why me???
*This happened this morning: Autographed several items in her room with permanent BLACK marker. I was able to get the marker off of SOME items, but other things, like my rocking chair have NO HOPE!!!!
So if anyone is looking to adopt, I have a child that is available. She really is cute, and she is super cuddly. She loves to make people laugh, and she is ALWAYS hungry:) Any takers???
Monday, September 20, 2010
Might not make it...
Posted by The Wilson's at 2:26 PM
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why oh WHY are we allowed to HAVE permanent black markers in homes with small children??? It is unfathomable.
I did suspect she was grounded... lol. We ended up having to repaint when we had that problem. Mr Clean magic eraser worked but it took the paint off too... GOOD LUCK!
Oh, and no, I'm good on kids thanks. Enjoy her! :D
Send her down to me. Rob will make her stick her nose in the corner for hours on end (yes, that's Izzy's punishment oh and Lyla already knows about standing in the corner) with no bathroom or eating breaks. Izzy's behaving much better - but Lyla just thinks its fun ;)
I sometimes feel the same way about Malia. She bit my finger during sacrament meeting, and would NOT let go. I thought having a girl would be all sweetness and innocence. WRONG!!!! But Elwyn is just SO darling, and I'm sure that's what keeps her alive :)
UUUMMM - HELLO I am have been saying forever that I have first dibs on her!
Bring her on up :)
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