Might not make it...

SERIOUSLY!!!! This child:

May not make it to her next birthday...which is less than 2 weeks away!!! She is a nightmare. Her sweet little face sure throws me off, but she is pure TROUBLE!!! I don't understand what goes through her mind to make her do such terrible things. AHHHHH!!!! Yes i am screaming!!!

This is what she has done...just in the past 6 days (i will note that alot of these things happened while under the care of her sweet dad):

*Started the clotheswasher. Yes it had clothes in it, but they were already clean.
*Ate half the bag of candy corns in one sitting.
*Started the clotheswasher again...this time there was NOTHING in it.
*Dumped half the bottle of modge podge down the wall and onto the carpet...REALLY...REALLY, why would someone do that!!!!
*Chopped up a roll of ribbon...why me???
*This happened this morning: Autographed several items in her room with permanent BLACK marker. I was able to get the marker off of SOME items, but other things, like my rocking chair have NO HOPE!!!!

So if anyone is looking to adopt, I have a child that is available. She really is cute, and she is super cuddly. She loves to make people laugh, and she is ALWAYS hungry:) Any takers???